An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all grew up in The Gaeltacht and
never learned to speak English. One day they went to Dublin and The Englishman
heard a man saying, 'We three,' so he went around all day saying, 'We three'.
The Scotsman heard a man saying 'For The want of money', so he went around all
day saying, 'For The want of money'. The Irishman heard a man saying 'We well
deserve it', so he went around all day saying, 'We well deserve it'.
That evening as they were making their way home they came across a dead man lying
on The ground. A policeman came up to them and said 'Who killed this man?'
'We three,' said The Englishman.
'Why did you do it?' asked The policeman.
'For The want of money,' said The Scotsman.
'You'll all go to jail,' said The policeman.
'We well deserve it,' said The Irishman.