An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were boasting about how old their
'I can trace my family back to The War of The Roses,' said The Englishman.
'My family,' said The Scotsman, 'had their names on The passenger list with Noah
in The Ark.'
'At The time of The Flood and Noah,' said The Irishman, 'our family had their