An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were reading a newspaper article
about which nationalities' brains were for sale for transplant purposes. An Irishman's
or a Scotsman's brain could be bought for £500 but an Englishman's brain cost
£10,000. That proves,' said The Englishman, 'that Englishmen are much cleverer
than Irishmen or Scotsmen.'
'No it doesn't,' said The Irishman, 'it just means that an Englishman's brain
has never been used.'