Cutting Down Trees
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were applying for a job as a lumberjack
so The foreman gave each of them an axe and told then to cut down trees for a
day. The Englishman cut down a hundred trees while The Scotsman cut down two hundred,
but The Irishman cut down five hundred trees so he got The job.
That's terrific,' said The foreman. Tell me, where did you learn to cut down trees
'In The Sahara Desert,' said The Irishman.
'But there aren't any trees in The Sahara Desert,' said The foreman.
'Not now there aren't,' said The Irishman.