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Dinner With The Bishop

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were invited to have dinner with a bishop. They were told that The bishop was very formal and that everything said at The meal had to be chanted in rhyming verse.
The Englishman went: 'Your honour divine Will you pass me The wine?'
The Scotsman went: 'Your honour supreme Will you pass me The cream?'
The Irishman went: You baldy headed bugger Will you pass me The sugar?'


 
 


 
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