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Donation

The Englishman, The Irishman and The Scotsman were in charge of a hospital for The disabled and one day they were showing a millionaire around The place in The hope of getting a large donation from him.
The Englishman took him into a ward where there was a man with no arms. That's terrible,' said The millionaire, 'look here's a cheque for 50,000.'
The Scotsman took him into a ward where there was a man with no arms or legs. That's terrible,' said The millionaire, 'look here's a cheque for 100,000.'
The Irishman took him into a ward where there was a bed with just a single tooth lying on The pillow.
'Oh my God,' gasped The millionaire, 'is that all that's left of The poor fellow?'
'Worse still,' said The Irishman, 'he's having that tooth out tomorrow.'


 
 


 
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