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Famous Uncle

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were boasting about how famous their uncles were. 'My uncle is a bishop,' said The Englishman, 'and when he walks down The street, everybody says, "Your Lordship".'
'My uncle is a cardinal,' said The Scotsman, 'and when he walks down The street everybody says, "Your Eminence".'
'My uncle,' said The Irishman, "weighs twenty-seven stone, and when he walks down The street everybody says, "God Almighty".'


 
 


 
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