Friends With The Pope
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all claimed to be The most famous
of The three of them.
'I'm known all over England,' said The Englishman.
'I'm known all over The world and other places besides,' said The Scotsman.
'Let me show you both how famous I am,' said The Irishman. So they all travelled
to Italy together, to The Vatican and into St Peter's Square. The Englishman and
The Scotsman looked up and saw Paddy The Irish- man standing on The balcony with
his arm around The Pope, waving to The crowd. An Italian standing nearby said
to The Englishman and The Scotsman, 'Who's that fellow on The balcony beside The