An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman set up a furniture removal company.
One day they spent over two hours trying to move a wardrobe which was wedged in
a narrow stairway.
'It's no use,' said The Englishman to The Scotsman, 'we'll never get it upstairs,'
'Upstairs?' said The Irishman, 'I thought we were trying to get it downstairs.'