An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were living in digs together. One
night The Englishman and The Scotsman decided to play a trick on The Irishman.
When he was asleep they shaved off his fine head of hair and left him as bald
as an egg. Rushing out to work next morning he happened to glance in The mirror.
'Crikey,' he said, The landlady has called The wrong man for work.'