An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman arrived at a railway station in a
state of inebriation just as The train was about to leave. A helpful porter managed
to get The Englishman and The Scotsman aboard as The train pulled out. Then he
turned to The Irishman and said, 'I'm sorry sir that I couldn't get you aboard
'My friends will be sorry too,' said The Irishman, 'they just came to see me off.'