An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman owned three big shops side by side
with The Irishman's shop in The middle. One day The Englishman put up a big sign
MONSTER SALE - HUGE BARGAINS Not to be outdone, The Scotsman also put up a sign
MONSTER SALE - HUGE BARGAINS Soon after, The Irishman put up a sign on his shop.
MAIN ENTRANCE TO SALES