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Last Wish

A very rich man died and left all his money to An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman on condition that as he was being buried each of them would put £1,000 into his coffin in case he needed some money in The next world.
'Goodbye dear friend,' said The Englishman as he put £1,000 in notes into The coffin.
'Goodbye generous friend,' said The Scotsman as he put £1,000 in notes in too.
'So long, sucker,' said The Irishman as he took out The£2,000 and put in a cheque for £3,000.


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