A very rich man died and left all his money to An Englishman, an Irishman and
a Scotsman on condition that as he was being buried each of them would put £1,000
into his coffin in case he needed some money in The next world.
'Goodbye dear friend,' said The Englishman as he put £1,000 in notes into The
'Goodbye generous friend,' said The Scotsman as he put £1,000 in notes in too.
'So long, sucker,' said The Irishman as he took out The£2,000 and put in a cheque