An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were captured by The Devil and would
be sent to Hell if they could not give him an impossible task to do. Touch The
moon,' said The Englishman. The Devil did and The Englishman was sent to Hell.
'Darken The sun,' said The Scotsman. The Devil did and The Scotsman was sent to
The Irishman thought for a moment, cleared his throat and spat on The ground.
'Swim in that,' he said to The Devil.