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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were asked in a survey what nationality they would like to have been born if they hadn't been born The nationality they were.
'If I hadn't been born English,' said The Englishman, 'I would have liked to have been French.'
'If I hadn't been born Scottish,' said The Scotsman, 'I would have liked to have been Irish.'
'If I hadn't been born Irish,' said The Irishman, 'I would have been ashamed of myself.'


 
 


 
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