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Olympic Games

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman attended The Olympic Games as spectators, but failed to get tickets for The main stadium.
The Englishman took a cannonball and got in by saying, 'I'm representing England in The shot.'
The Scotsman took a long pole and got in by saying, 'I'm representing Scotland in The pole vault.'
The Irishman took half a dozen stakes and three rolls of barbed wire and said to The official, 'I'm representing Ireland in fencing.'


 
 


 
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