An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were stranded on a little island
in The middle of The Pacific Ocean and one day they found a magic lamp. When they
rubbed it. a genie appeared and granted them each any one wish they desired.
'I'd like to be back in London.' said The Englishman and he was whisked back to
'I'd like to be back in Glasgow,' said The Scotsman and he too was whisked away.
'I'm very lonely here all on my own,' said The Irishman, 'I wish my friends were