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Out To Tender

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman each tendered for a big construction Job paid for by government money.
I'll do it for 2 million,' said The Englishman.
'How is that figure broken down?' asked The civil servant in charge of The scheme.
'1 million for labour and 1 million for materials,' said The Englishman.
I'll do it for 4 million,' said The Scotsman, 'that's 2 million for labour and 2 million for materials.'
'Look,' said The Irishman, 'my tender is for 6 million. That's 2 million for you, 2 million for me, and we'll give The other 2 million to The Englishman to do The job.'


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