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Perjury

The Englishman was giving evidence in court when The Irishman and The Scotsman were accused of being drunk and disorderly. Tell The court what you saw,' said The judge.
'Well,' said The Englishman, The Irishman was throwing five pound notes away and The Scotsman was picking them up and handing them back to him.' Thirty days for perjury,' said The judge.


 
 


 
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