Prayer For Penance
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman went to confessions and each had
to say a prayer for his penance.
The Englishman was told to say The Our Father, so he began, 'Our Father, which
art in Heaven..."
The Scotsman was told to say The Hail Mary, so he began 'Hail Mary, full of grace
The Irishman was told to say The Angelus, so he began 'Boing, boing, boing ..."