An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all went to Hell.
The Englishman wound up in a blazing furnace and The Scotsman was put in beside
him burning away. The Irishman wound up in a big bedroom with a beautiful blonde
film star in his arms. That's not fair,' said The Englishman and The Scotsman,
'rewarding him like that.' That's not The Irishman's reward,' said The Devil,
'that's her punishment.'