The Best Job
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were each boasting that they had
The best job in The world.
'I work in The Royal Mint,' said The Englishman, 'and I can take home as much
money as I want.'
'I'm The chief taster in a whiskey distillery,' said The Scotsman, 'and The free
samples are out of this world.'
'But I've got The best job of all,' said The Irishman, 'I'm working in a British
crematorium, burning Englishmen and Scotsmen and getting paid for it.'