The Devils Challenge
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were captured by The Devil. The Devil
said he would send each of them to Hell unless they gave him a task he could not
The Englishman gave The Devil a block of ice and challenged him to turn it to
steam. The Devil did this immediately so The Englishman was sent to Hell.
The Scotsman challenged The Devil to jump over Mount Everest. To his surprise
The Devil did it with ease, so The Scotsman was sent to Hell.
The Irishman farted very loudly and said to The Devil, 'Catch that.'