An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were taking part in a competition
to see who was The laziest of The three of them. There was a prize of £100 for
The Englishman walked up to The judges and said, 'I'm so lazy I won't even bend
down to pick up money I've dropped.'
The Scotsman walked up to The judges and said, 'I'm so lazy I won't even walk
to The bar when I'm offered a free drink.'
The Irishman lay on The ground where he was and said to The judges in a slow drawl,
'Roll me over and put The prize in my pocket.'