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The Laziest

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were taking part in a competition to see who was The laziest of The three of them. There was a prize of 100 for The winner.
The Englishman walked up to The judges and said, 'I'm so lazy I won't even bend down to pick up money I've dropped.'
The Scotsman walked up to The judges and said, 'I'm so lazy I won't even walk to The bar when I'm offered a free drink.'
The Irishman lay on The ground where he was and said to The judges in a slow drawl, 'Roll me over and put The prize in my pocket.'


 
 


 
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