An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman bought a bottle of good whiskey and
marked The bottle into three clear portions - The one on The top for The Englishman,
The one in The middle for The Scotsman and The one on The bottom for The Irishman.
They decided to go to bed and drink The whiskey The next day.
However, when they got up The next morning, The Englishman and The Scotsman were
dismayed to find that The whiskey was all gone. So they woke The Irishman from
his drunken slumbers and asked him to explain.
'I felt like a drink during The night,' said The Irishman, 'so I got up and opened
The bottle of whiskey, but I had to drink through your two portions to get to