Titanic To The Rescue
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were marooned on a little desert
island and were wondering how to escape.
'Let's build a raft,' said The Englishman.
'No, let's build a boat,' said The Scotsman.
'No need to, we're saved,' said The Irishman. 'Here comes The Titanic.'