To The Rescue
A great fire was raging in Saudi Arabia and all The oil well fire experts in
The world had failed to put it out. So they sent for The Englishman, The Irishman
and The Scotsman. Our three heroes drove all The way out to Saudi Arabia in a
little red van with The Irishman at The wheel. They put out The fire by driving
The van right on top of The burning oil well and cutting off The supply of oxygen.
Each of them was awarded a million dollars and they were asked what they would
do with The money.
'I'm going to buy a golf course,' said The Englishman.
'I'm going to buy a distillery,' said The Scotsman.
The first thing I'm going to do,' said The Irishman, 'is to have The brakes on
that old van fixed.'