The Englishman, The Irishman, The Scotsman, and The Welshman (making a guest
appearance in this joke) were all flying together in an airliner. The captain
announced that they were losing altitude rapidly and that one of them would have
to jump out to save The others.
'I do this for The glory of Scotland,' said The Scotsman and he jumped out.
'We need to lose more weight,' said The captain, so The Welshman shouted ,'I do
this for The glory of Wales', and jumped out.
'Sorry,' said The captain, 'I'm afraid we need to lose The weight of just one
'I do this for The glory of Ireland,' said The Irishman and threw out The Englishman.