Driving On The Other Side
Two Corkmen were talking in a pub.
'I wouldn't go to America if you paid me', said the first Corkman.
'Why is that?' asked the second.
'Well for one thing, they all drive on the right hand side of the road there'.
'And what's wrong with that?' inquired the second Corkman.
'Well I tried it driving to Dublin the other day and it's terrible'.