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Need More Light

A Cork clergyman spent half an hour preaching to his congregation telling them that the church needed a chandelier. Afterwards a delegation of parishioners called to see him and gave three reasons why they should not buy a chandelier. 'Firstly', he said, 'some of us can't even spell chandelier. Secondly, there's nobody in the parish who can play it, and thirdly, what our church really needs is more light'.


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