A Corkman's girlfriend decided to take the plunge and propose. 'Let's get
married, darling', she suggested, 'and have three children'.
'Right'.said the Corkman, 'we'll have one of each'.
A Corkman received a hundred dollars from his uncle in America to celebrate
These bicentennials are a great idea', said the Corkman, 'they should have one
Yet another Corkman was captured in the French Revolution and was sentenced
to death by guillotine. Just as the blade was about to fall a letter arrived from
the authorities containing a pardon.
A poor Corkman was so hard up that he had to sell his only possession - a
saucepan. He explained, 'I only sold it to buy something to put in it'.
Cork is said to have the lowest mortality rate in the country. The reason
is that most people wouldn't be found dead there.
A competition was organised to find a motto for Blarney Castle. It was won
by a Corkman who submitted the following entry:
POG MO STONE
What's the longest one-way street in the world?
The road from Cork to Dublin.
How do you confuse a Corkman?
Put him in a barrel and tell him to stand in a corner.
Hell hath no fury like a Corkman scorned and traditionally his wrath has been
directed towards Dubliners. Here then is a sample of what may hit the capital
if Dubliners do not behave themselves.
What do you call a dead Dubliner?
A jack in the box.