A Corkman visited a library and asked the assistant if he could recommend any
plays for him to read.
'How about Shakespeare?' asked the assistant.
'Ill give him a try', said the Corkman, so the assistant gave him The Complete
Plays of William Shakespeare. Next day he returned saying that he had read the
book and enjoyed it immensely.
'Do you have any more plays by the same author?' he asked the assistant. For a.
joke, the assistant gave him a telephone directory to take home, so when the Corkman
returned two days later the assistant asked him if he had enjoyed it.
'Well', said the Corkman, 'I didn't think much of the plot, but oh boy, what a