Is That All...
The American author visited Paddy's farm for material for his book which was
to compare Irish and American farming methods. Paddy drove him around his farm
in his tractor, a trip that took about two hours. When they were finished the
American remarked, 'Is that all?'
'What do you mean, "Is that all"?' said Paddy caustically.
'Well, I mean, back home it would take me all of two days to drive around my farm,'
boasted the American.
'Ah, I had an old tractor like that myself but I got rid of it,' answered Paddy.