Know Your Carrots
The young farmer had been at the cattle mart and was not too clean nor did
he smell too well when he hopped into the jeweller's shop to purchase a signet
ring. The assistant could not help her automatic stepping back from the smell
and, indeed, the young man could not avoid noticing her action but he still asked
the young lady to let him see some signet rings.
'Eighteen carats?' asked the assistant.
'No, atin' onions,' answered the young farmer.