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No Bad Thoughts

The Limerick farmer had a name for being fond of the girls and so when he went to Heaven, St Peter thought he should be given a special test to see if the reputation he had was true. He found the most beautiful soul in Heaven and told her to walk in her bikini down a long corridor while he and the farmer followed.
St Peter told the farmer about the test and said that if he got as much as one bad thought, a trapdoor would open beneath him and he would fall down into Hell. Everything was set for the test. The gorgeous girl wiggled out into the corridor and the farmer started walking after her. Suddenly, St Peter fell through a trapdoor.

 
 


 
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