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Using Your Initiative

It was the farmer's daughter's first day working in the supermarket. A lady asked her for cornflakes and she said they had none. The manager heard her and when the customer went out he chastised her.
'Never say that again. You should have said, "I'm sorry, madam, we have no cornflakes but we have Shredded Wheat, Rice Crispies and All Bran".' The next customer asked for toilet paper which was also out of stock so she gallantly said: 'Sorry madam, we have no toilet paper but we have wallpaper and we have sand-paper and we have confetti.'

 
 


 
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