'What Lane Did You Say You Had Her In?'
The champion Hereford pedigree bull has been loaned by the Department of Agriculture
to the Cavan farmer and when there was no sign of the valuable animal being returned
the Department sent out an inspector to see why the farmer had not returned the
beast. The inspector was horrified when he reached the farm on the side of the
mountain and saw the prize bull yoked to a plough, straining at pulling the plough
up the mountainside. A frensied farmer guided the plough and roared at the bull,
'Get up out of that. Ill teach you that there's more to life than romance.'