Tour de France
As the Reagan twins sat watching TV, on screen came the Tour de France cycle
'Why do they do that?' asked Paul.
'Do what?' said Peter.
'Cycle for miles and miles, up hill, down dale. Month after month, day after
day. Through wind, rain, snow, ice. Why do they continually torture themselves?'
'It's because,' said Peter, 'the winner gets half a million pounds.'
'Yes,' replied Paul. 'But why do the others do it?'