The faith healer
The news had spread like wildfire round Dublin. At the Point Theatre on Saturday
there would be a very special event. It would be the only appearance in Ireland
of the world-famous Brendini, the faith healer. Tickets sold like hot cakes and
come the evening the theatre was packed out two hours early. The audience sat
in great expectation of the wonders to come and many a one began to feel a little
overcome by the importance of it all.
At last the moment came and the public address boomed out the news:
'Ladies and gentlemen, please meet and greet the greatest living healer. The
one, the only, the fabulous Brendini!'
Lights flashed, smoke bombs exploded, fanfares blared and out strode the man
himself to a standing ovation.
'Brothers and sisters!' said the great man. 'It is a delight to be with you
all, and tonight I hope to heal as many people as I can' - cheers, applause, music.
'Now, without further ado,' added Brendini, 'I would like volunteers on stage
right now. Is there anyone out there with an affliction? Please let me know now.'
'Here, sir. Over here,' cried Murphy. 'I've got a badly twisted leg from where
the horse kicked me. I can't stand without crutches. Can you heal me?'
'Indeed yes,' said Brendini. 'Come on up. Now, is there anyone else afflicted?'
'Y-y-y-yes, s-s-sir,' called O'Brien. 'I-I-I've g-g-got a t-t-terrible st-st-st-stammer.'
'Come on up to me,' said the great one, and O'Brien strode up.
'Now,' said Brendini, 'I want you, Mr Murphy, to go behind the screen,' and
'Now,' went on the great man, 'I want you to raise your eyes to the Lord and
throw out your left crutch!'
Out flew the crutch, and the audience cried, 'Hallelujah!'
'Now, Murphy, raise your eyes to the Lord and throw out your right crutch!'
Out came the second crutch and the people screamed, 'Hallelujah - it's a miracle!'
'Now,' said Brendini, 'Mr O'Brien, I want you to go behind the screen, raise
your eyes to the Lord and say the first thing that comes into your head.'
O'Brien walked behind the screen, and said:
'M-M-M-Murphy's f-f-fell over!'