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Nothing faster than a grizzly

'Before we enter the wilds of the Yukon,' warned the trapper, 'always remember that the deadliest creature in these parts is the Grizzly Bear. Nothing in the world can outrun a hungry Grizzly!'

Till remember that,' said Murphy. 'Don't you worry.'

For weeks on end the two trekked on towards the distant trading post until one morning the air was rent with an almighty roar.

'Say your prayers,' screamed the trapper. 'It's a hungry Grizzly.'

'I hear it,' called Murphy, pulling on a pair of running shoes.

'Forget the shoes,' cried the trapper. 'You can't outrun a hungry Grizzly.' 'No, but I can outrun you,' smiled Murphy.

 
 


 
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