I'm in a fix
'I'm in a terrible fix,' moaned Fred. 'I'm in love with two girls and I don't
know which to marry.'
'No problem,' said Murphy to the Englishman. 'I know you're not a Catholic
but I think the church could help you. Call in tomorrow morning, kneel down and
try a sincere prayer to God - that should do the trick.'
Next morning Murphy arrived to find Fred with a beaming smile.
'It worked. It's a miracle,' he enthused. 'I walked in,
knelt down and there it was written in red across the altar cloth: AVE MARIA!'