It's the Queen
The two O'Briens stood on the Mall in London, among thousands of flag-waving
people. Not being sure what was going on, they asked a bystander. 'Is there something
special happening?' 'Indeed,' remarked the man.
'It's a royal wedding.' Just then there was a fanfare of trumpets from the
gates of Buckingham Palace. 'What's that?' said Pat O'Brien.
'That's Her Majesty the Queen,' said the bystander.
'By God,' said Pat. 'She can play that trumpet!'