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Closing time

The old soldier hopped in, crutch under one arm, and called to Murphy the barman. 'A pint of the dark stuff.'

Too late,' said Murphy, 'we've just closed up.' 'Ah come on,' said the soldier. 'I lost my leg at Dunkirk.' 'Well, you won't find it in this pub,' said Murphy.


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