Lost in the store
'Follow the written instructions and you can't get lost in the building,' said
the security man to Sean Flynn freshly up from the country and looking around
a major Dublin store for the first time.
Awe-struck, young Flynn made his way around the building. But, all too soon,
he returned, slightly dejected, to the security man.
'Look,' said Sean, 'I've tried my best. The door marked 'Push' I pushed. The
door marked 'Pull' I pulled. But when I got to the big door that said 'Lift' -I
couldn't get it off the floor!'