Why are you here
There they were - the pearly gates. And outside hung a notice over the left
side saying: 'Men who have been dominated by their wives queue here'.
Under the notice there was a line of men stretching almost to eternity. Over
the right side a notice read: 'Men who have not been dominated by their wives
Under the notice stood Casey - all alone!
Along came Saint Peter, who said: 'Why are you standing here?'
To which Casey replied, 'The wife sent me!'