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The baby needs feeding

'Wake up,' said Murphy. 'The baby's crying. It wants feeding.'

'Well, you feed it,' said his wife. 'It's your son.' 'Yes,' spluttered Murphy. 'But he's half yours.' 'I know,' smiled the missus. 'But it's your half that's crying!'

 
 


 
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