A Kerryman attended a concert where a ventriloquist who fancied himself as
a comedian told about twenty Kerryman jokes in a row.
'Look', shouted the Kerryman, standing up in the audience,
'I'm fed up being insulted by all these jokes. We're not as stupid as you make
'Please sit down sir and be calm', said the ventriloquist, 'after all it's only
a joke, and don't tell me that Kerrymen haven't got a sense of humour'.
'I'm not talking to you', said the Kerryman,. I'm talking to that little fellow
on your knee'.