A Kerryman visited his psychiatrist and said, 'Look Doc, I've got two questions
to ask you'.
'Right', said the psychiatrist, 'ask me the first question'.
'Doc', said the Kerryman, 'could I possibly be in love with an elephant'. 'Of
course not', said the psychiatrist, 'what's your other question?'
'Do you know of anybody who wants to buy a very large engagement ring?'