Two Kerrymen went to Dublin for the weekend, and in a high-spirited moment
took a double-decker bus for a joy ride. They crashed into a low bridge and made
smithereens of the bus. When they appeared in court, the judge asked them why
they had not stolen a single-decker bus, in view of all the low bridges they would
meet. 'It's my friend here', said one Kerryman, pointing to the other,
'he likes to go upstairs for a smoke'.