A Kerryman and an American were sitting in the bar at Shannon Airport.
'I've come to meet my brother', said the Kerryman, 'he's due to fly in from America
in an hour's time. It's his first trip home in forty years'.
'Will you be able to recognise him?' asked the American. 'I'm sure I won't', said
the Kerryman, 'after all that time'. I wonder if he will recognise you?' said
the American. 'Of course he will', said the Kerryman, 'sure I haven't been away